This post is super late and for that I thank Hurricane Irma. That bitch sucked water clear off the shores of Florida and rolled in here during the wee mornings with her damp high winded breath. She left a lot of us wet and stole the spark from thousands. I wish I could tell you that I enjoyed hot sex during this time but that would be a lie. Instead I drank and kept my ass tipsy while in lock down. Now let’s talk about some dick firsts…
I clearly remember the first time I saw a penis. It was the midst of a Florida summer, I was 6 and I lived with my mom in a duplex on a dead-end dirt road. I was as tomboy as they came, playing outside barefoot and sweaty. I remember building forts, climbing trees, drinking from the hose and eating oranges I stole from the branches I was hiding in. Dirt necklaces were an everyday thing for me and I was proud of that. I had two neighborhood friends that often came to play with me, a brother and a sister named Busy and Troy. I wonder where they are now…I hope that Troy is packing a lot more than what I remember.
On this particular day, we were climbing trees at the end of the road. It was a time when you could be out playing until dark and your parents did not really worry about you. I remember Troy saying he needed to pee and then just whipping it out, well as well as one could whip out a wee lil penis. I yelled and ran home. I told my mom that Busy was allowed in but that Troy could not come into the house ever again. I ran into my bedroom and slammed the door. Of course my mom came in after me to make sure that I was alright. I was so shaken and upset at this experience. I told her that Troy went pee in front if me. I told her that he had this thing in his pants that looked like a wrinkly finger and pee came out of it. I told her that it was ugly and gross and that I NEVER wanted to see one again in my whole entire life.
Eventually I got over this, thankfully. And yes, a penis isn’t the most attractive thing in the world. Yes, I have met a few that I like a lot better than others. Yes, some are way better looking than others. All in all, I am a fan of a nice cock and have been for many years.
Tune in for my next blog post about my first dic pic experience.